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Sooo... This is the one where i review stuff and i express my opinions. Also, very obvious spoilers warning.
Garfield (2024)
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Quick one: IMO the humor is meh, it's basically fourth wall breaks trying their best to be funny but failing and typical haha Garfield funnies (which i found somewhat funny). The pacing is quick sometimes, forgot most of the plan (lmao). I don't know what to think of this movie, at least i enjoyed the credits because i like cats.Homestuck (2009-2016)
(I'm aware that this is the truly greatest image ever. And i'm aware that 4/13 was 8 days ago (as of writing this) but oh well.)
I first read Homestuck on November 19th 2022 out of boredom. My best friend basically asked me "why?" possibly out of pain when i first announced it, but yet again this isn't what this is about. Homestuck is a product of its time with it's certain wording and humor. At first it is confusing and hard to understand as there are things being constantly flung at you (and sometimes never mentioned again) but once you get the grip you start to understand it. My true opinion on Homestuck is prety mixed; sometimes i hate it, sometimes i like it.FRED 2: Night of The Living Fred (2011)
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Did you ever expect this movie being higher than the 2023 Live Action Barbie movie? I bet you didn't. Yea, i kind of? enjoyed this movie more than Barbie even if it's quite literally a movie about FRED. Anyways it mostly feels like a fever dream and idk i enjoyed Fred being a dumbass he is. It's a good guilty pleasure movie. if you wonder why i didn't watch movies 1 and 3 is because i found 2 dubbed in my native language and felt the most comfy with that, although i don't mind watching things in English.Barbie (2023)
(I know that the image placement is off. Wah.)
I was on this movie around the start of august. There was nothing interesting on my way and this isn't what this review is about. To me, the movie felt like i was watching an overextended 2010s skit youtube video, especially with the jokes and all. Like BLUH BLUH DEATH BLUH BLUH NSFW BLUH BLUH. Especially the "sugar daddy" one gave me this painful feeling in my head. It's zoomer slang. It's gonna become outdated in like a few years. Aside from that i only really liked some of the songs and the more touching scenes at the end. Also from what i heard, Mattel is planning to produce more of these movies but i don't know if that's true or not. Wow, i can't wait for the live action zoomerbait Hot Wheels movie that's gonna have Two Trucks by Lemon Demon playing in the background.